Bikini Bum

Apparently science can now produce vanilla flavouring from cow dung. Not only that but they can also make petrol from cow dung. If America were to convert all all its cow dung to petrol then they would be able to polute the planet with 7,000,000 litres of farm produced petrol. Or they could instead produce tonnes of vanilla flavouring instead.
Somehow I can't see Bush going all out to corner the vanilla crowd.